Category: Something

I have to go and buy soundtrack

Nov 6, 2016
By paul martin

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he…

Finding a needle in a haystack

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute.…

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

May 18, 2016
By paul martin

Oh sure! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to…

I feel like a jigsaw

Mar 1, 2016
By paul martin

I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.…

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