Author: paul martin

Office of the Ombudsman

Oct 11, 2019
By paul martin

Office of the Ombudsman No complaints about the design The Ombudsman’s role is to examine complaints from members of the public who believe that they have been unfairly treated by certain public service providers. The…

Department of Finance

Oct 11, 2019
By paul martin

Department of Finance Design on budget The mission of the Department of Finance is to manage Government finances and play a central role in the achievement of the Government’s economic and social goals having regard…

Department of Education

Oct 9, 2019
By paul martin

Department of Education: Statement of Strategy Brand application was on course The mission of the Department of Education and Skills isto facilitate individuals, through learning, to achieve their full potential and contribute to Ireland’s social,…

Hello world!

Sep 23, 2019
By paul martin

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

No, just a regular mistake

Nov 11, 2016
By paul martin

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind…

You wouldn’t be there

Nov 8, 2016
By paul martin

Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…

I have to go and buy soundtrack

Nov 6, 2016
By paul martin

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he…

Finding a needle in a haystack

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute.…

And so we say goodbye

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…

This is fun

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes…

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…

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