Monthly Archives: May 2016

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

May 18, 2016
By paul martin

Oh sure! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to…

With a warning label

May 18, 2016
By paul martin

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going…

You have a good heart

May 18, 2016
By paul martin

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…

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