Office of the Ombudsman

Oct 11, 2019
By paul martin

Office of the Ombudsman No complaints about the design The Ombudsman’s role is to examine complaints from members of the public who believe that they have been unfairly treated by certain public service providers. The brief was to produce design for a range of promotional literature for he Ombudsman. Paul Martin Communications created a clean, clear and contemporary design for our literature. They delivered on…

Department of Finance

Oct 11, 2019
By paul martin

Department of Finance Design on budget The mission of the Department of Finance is to manage Government finances and play a central role in the achievement of the Government’s economic and social goals having regard to the Programme for a Partnership Government. Their brief was to develop a visual identity, which can be used consistently across a range of media, the creation and supply of…

Department of Education

Oct 9, 2019
By paul martin

Department of Education: Statement of Strategy Brand application was on course The mission of the Department of Education and Skills isto facilitate individuals, through learning, to achieve their full potential and contribute to Ireland’s social, economic and cultural development. The Department’s brief was to produce design and printing of their Statement of Strategy for the period from 2019 to 2021 in English and Irish. These…

Hello world!

Sep 23, 2019
By paul martin

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

No, just a regular mistake

Nov 11, 2016
By paul martin

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hello, little man Oh yeah, good luck with that. No, just a regular mistake. I love you, buddy! Say what?…

You wouldn’t be there

Nov 8, 2016
By paul martin

Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends,…

I have to go and buy soundtrack

Nov 6, 2016
By paul martin

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! You guys realize you live in a…

Finding a needle in a haystack

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I will destroy you I'm a…

And so we say goodbye

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. It may comfort you to know that Fry's…

This is fun

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I will not…

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016
By paul martin

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you go ahead. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it…